Quirky Golf sayings

[domo_the_eagle]

just got back from a round on collier park and i'm improving my game, absoluely nailing my pitching shots (30~100m straight onto the green), driving was 50/50. One thing i do hate...CHEATERS, i was keeping score of a mate who i knew wasnt telling the truth on the previous holes, scored 7 on a par 4 when i scored 6 yet he hit the ball atleast 4 more times than me.

on the second last whole he reckoned he got 7 on a par 4, which everyone questioned because he took 5 shots to get into a bunker.

on the last hole it took him 7 shots to get into a bunker then 4 to get out (did a dropshot after the 3th ) then 3 to putt, this equalls 14 right??? he then says he got 10 LMAO me and another mates dad were like nah we were counting that was more like 14. he got super pissed and was like Fuck off dom, you were hitting from the other fairway and scored just 10? (i mega sliced the ball, so i tee'd off again which is like a drop shot and that sliced too ) i told him it took me 6 shots to get back on the green (including a pitching shot that hit the tree and came back to me , than a 3 putt which equalls 10, that was my worst hole of the game.

i can respect a man who is a crappy golfer but has a fair crack, i cant stand someone who constantly claims 3~4 shots below his actuall score per hole yet still gets 75 on a par 36

[cheese]

One thing i do hate...CHEATERS

This part of golf in a social round should not bother you in the slightest as the only concern you have is to improve your golf , who cares about him ?

i mega sliced the ball, so i tee'd off again which is like a drop shot

So your next shot is your 3rd

it took me 6 shots to get back on the green

so your next shot is your 10th

than a 3 putt which equals 10,

3 putt's =12 if you never used your 1st ball that sliced.
Having said all that mate remember a bad day at golf is better than a good day at work, great to see you have the bug Dom and look forward to game when we come and stay at Burswood.

[domo_the_eagle]

One thing i do hate...CHEATERS

This part of golf in a social round should not bother you in the slightest as the only concern you have is to improve your golf , who cares about him ?

i know it shouldn't bother me but he always does it.

i mega sliced the ball, so i tee'd off again which is like a drop shot

So your next shot is your 3rd

yes

it took me 6 shots to get back on the green

so your next shot is your 10th

i worded this wrong, i should have said either

A) it took me another 4 shots to get onto the green, or
B) it took me 7 shots to get onto the green

Having said all that mate remember a bad day at golf is better than a good day at work, great to see you have the bug Dom and look forward to game when we come and stay at Burswood.

definetly, PM or call me when you down and we'll do a round, i'm quite the amateur golfer (in other words, a bit of a hack at times) though

[cheese]

i know it shouldn't bother me but he always does it.

It's nice to have mates to have a hit with so take that into account. There is nothing worse than playing shit golf but when you are really struggling sometimes it's nice to have encouragement, so try that angle without sounding like you know how and he doesn't. Or just count his shots out as he goes with him so he can't hide from it .

[11sjw]

i know it shouldn't bother me but he always does it.

It's nice to have mates to have a hit with so take that into account. There is nothing worse than playing shit golf but when you are really struggling sometimes it's nice to have encouragement, so try that angle without sounding like you know how and he doesn't. Or just count his shots out as he goes with him so he can't hide from it .

If there's a golf gathering happening count me in.

[cheese]

Shit your paying for it so there is no chance you'll be missing out.

[11sjw]

Shit your paying for it so there is no chance you'll be missing out.

Mate, Domo's the young professional with no ties. Married, child (love them both) and mortgaged up.

Go easy on me!

[cheese]

Shit your paying for it so there is no chance you'll be missing out.

Mate, Domo's the young professional with no ties. Married, child (love them both) and mortgaged up.

Go easy on me!

Good call, Dom free lessons and tips on ball quality now available.Oh and we will have a cart with our fees too please .

[11sjw]

Shit your paying for it so there is no chance you'll be missing out.

Mate, Domo's the young professional with no ties. Married, child (love them both) and mortgaged up.

Go easy on me!

Good call, Dom free lessons and tips on ball quality now available.Oh and we will have a cart with our fees too please .

Most carts come with an esky (I'll make sure ours does), we'd like ours full thanks.

[domo_the_eagle]

young proffesional = bottom of the food chain for a while so i'm not exactly rolling in it just yet

i know it shouldn't bother me but he always does it.

It's nice to have mates to have a hit with so take that into account. There is nothing worse than playing shit golf but when you are really struggling sometimes it's nice to have encouragement, so try that angle without sounding like you know how and he doesn't. Or just count his shots out as he goes with him so he can't hide from it .

nah, we as a group decided to relegate this guy to the driving range for a few weeks , we do give him engouragement and tips now and then but he does take the tips the wrong way so i've stopped that.

[11sjw]

young proffesional = bottom of the food chain for a while so i'm not exactly rolling in it just yet

nah, we as a group decided to relegate this guy to the driving range for a few weeks , we do give him engouragement and tips now and then but he does take the tips the wrong way so i've stopped that.

Blind leading the blind?

[Mr Q]

on the last hole it took him 7 shots to get into a bunker then 4 to get out (did a dropshot after the 3th ) then 3 to putt, this equalls 14 right??? he then says he got 10 LMAO me and another mates dad were like nah we were counting that was more like 14. he got super pissed and was like Fuck off dom, you were hitting from the other fairway and scored just 10? (i mega sliced the ball, so i tee'd off again which is like a drop shot and that sliced too ) i told him it took me 6 shots to get back on the green (including a pitching shot that hit the tree and came back to me , than a 3 putt which equalls 10, that was my worst hole of the game.

With the number of shots you're having, at least you can't complain you're not getting maximum use of your golf clubs.

Once you go past 10, who really cares how many shots you've had on a hole?

[domo_the_eagle]

its the principle of it, but i'm gald to say that was my only 10 (and highest) of my round, even my mates have said that my game has improved remarkably since i took up the sport 3 months ago.

[11sjw]

its the principle of it, but i'm gald to say that was my only 10 (and highest) of my round, even my mates have said that my game has improved remarkably since i took up the sport 3 months ago.

If you're really serious, have a few private lessons before the bad habits become in-grained.

[domo_the_eagle]

With the number of shots you're having, at least you can't complain you're not getting maximum use of your golf clubs.

Once you go past 10, who really cares how many shots you've had on a hole?

its for your own improvement, say you average 15 per hole, which is horrendus but then in a few months that gradually reduces to 7 per hole. it gives you a quantitive figure of how much you've improved rather than a feel of it.

i'm definetly striking the ball much better, my pitching was awesome last week and driving was adequate. i just need to work on my chipping as i have a tendancy to duff it and then watch my ball roll across the green and my score blow out. incidentally where i recorded scored of 9,9 and 10 was where i either buggered my drive or duffed a chip